Gilligan's Island (TV Series)

And Then There Were None (1966)

Natalie Schafer: Mrs. Lovey Howell, Mary Poppins

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• Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby : [as the bailiff]  Order in the court, the trial is now in session, his honor Lord Anthony Armstrong, hanging. All rise.

  Thurston Howell III : [as the judge]  Ladies and gentlemen, members of the jury, friends, and relatives. Now the case before us is one of crime and murder, therefore I must caution you to withhold judgment until all the facts are in, therefore we must assume that Doctor Gilligan is innocent until proven guilty.

  [pause] 

  Thurston Howell III : Where is the filthy killer?

  Mrs. Lovey Howell : [as Doctor Gilligan's attorney]  The filthy killer is right here, your honor.

  Gilligan : I object, I object, I most strenuously object.

  Mrs. Lovey Howell : You can't object to me.

  Gilligan : I can.

  Mrs. Lovey Howell : You can't.

  Gilligan : I can.

  Mrs. Lovey Howell : You can't.

  Gilligan : Drat, she has as many can't's as I have can's.