Gilligan's Island (TV Series)
And Then There Were None (1966)
Jim Backus: Thurston Howell III, The Judge
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Quotes
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Professor Roy Hinkley : [as the prosecutor] This my lord, is the lady in red, a woman who is a good friend of doctor Gilligan's, when he is Mr. Hyde.
Gilligan : Lies, lies. I never saw that woman before.
Thurston Howell III : [as the judge] Then you've missed plenty, buster
[Looking down at Ginger's legs]
[to Ginger, who is on the witness stand]
Thurston Howell III : Alright, tell the story in your own words, my dear. And, I'll see you right after the hanging. I think I love you.
Ginger Grant : Alright sugar bear, but first, let me say that he is Mr. Hyde. He's Doctor Gilligan until he sees food. The minute he sees food he goes wild; he becomes a madman. He becomes Mr. Hyde. Now, let's talk about us
[looking lovingly at Judge Howell]
Ginger Grant : .
Gilligan : Lies, lies, lies. Unmitigated, balderdash, and poppycock. Ooh, did you tell a fib.
Ginger Grant : Did not.
Gilligan : Did too, did too.
Ginger Grant : Did not, did not.
Gilligan : Did too, did too.
Ginger Grant : Did not, did not.
Thurston Howell III : Order, order, order
[as he pounds his gavel]
Thurston Howell III : . Let's get to the truth in this matter. Doctor Gilligan, you may cross examine the lady in red. Let me know if he gets fresh
[making kissing sounds to Ginger]
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Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby : [as the bailiff] Order in the court, the trial is now in session, his honor Lord Anthony Armstrong, hanging. All rise.
Thurston Howell III : [as the judge] Ladies and gentlemen, members of the jury, friends, and relatives. Now the case before us is one of crime and murder, therefore I must caution you to withhold judgment until all the facts are in, therefore we must assume that Doctor Gilligan is innocent until proven guilty.
[pause]
Thurston Howell III : Where is the filthy killer?
Mrs. Lovey Howell : [as Doctor Gilligan's attorney] The filthy killer is right here, your honor.
Gilligan : I object, I object, I most strenuously object.
Mrs. Lovey Howell : You can't object to me.
Gilligan : I can.
Mrs. Lovey Howell : You can't.
Gilligan : I can.
Mrs. Lovey Howell : You can't.
Gilligan : Drat, she has as many can't's as I have can's.
