Black Sheep (2006)

Nathan Meister: Henry Oldfield

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Quotes 

• Henry : You fucker!

  Angus Oldfield : Actually it was a sperm sample.

  Henry : You wanker!

• Henry : What's that?

  Experience : Geranium: aromatherapy for uplift and hormonal balance.

  Henry : Do your hormones really need balancing?

  Experience : Considering I've been attacked by genetically-engineered monsters, jumped off a moving vehicle, been chased across a paddock, dragged into a torture chamber, pulled into a mountain of rotting flesh - yes, my hormones need fucking balancing.

• [Henry panics while under attack from a sheep] 

  Experience : What is wrong with you?

  Henry : Ovinophobia, my therapist calls it.

  Experience : Well, what's that?

  Henry : Just the completely unfounded and irrational fear that one day *this* is going to happen!

• Henry : Are you OK?

  Experience : I won't be OK ever again.

• Experience : You're a tree.

  Henry : I'm not a tree. I'm a fucking sheep!

• Henry : What are you doing in here?

  Angus Oldfield : You wouldn't understand.

• Experience : What's that noise?

  Henry : Somebody's shearing.

• Henry : [seeing Grant as a Were-Sheep]  Oh God, no...

• Henry : [seeing millions of sheep run down the hill]  Oh no!