- Kang: My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball; but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!
- Kent Brockman: Senator Dole, why should people vote for you, instead of President Clinton?
- Kang: It makes no difference which one of us you vote for. Either way your planet is doomed. Doomed!
- Kent Brockman: Well, a refreshing bit of candor from Senator Bob Dole.
- Homer Simpson: We think we saw Hugo at the airport, he was boarding a plane to Switzerland and...
- [sees Hugo]
- Homer Simpson: Oh.
- Dr. Hibbert: Siamese Twins!
- [dramatic music]
- Lisa Simpson: I believe they prefer to be called conjoined twins.
- Dr. Hibbert: And Hillbillies prefer to be called sons the of the soil but it aint ever gonna happen.
- [chuckle]
- Lisa Simpson: [looking at the miniature civilisation Lisa created under a microscope] I've created Lutherans.
- Lisa Simpson: Oh my God! I've created life!
- Marge Simpson: Lisa, breakfast! We're having waffles!
- Lisa Simpson: Ooh, waffles!