The Simpsons (TV Series)
Realty Bites (1997)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Test Supervisor, Pigeon, Sideshow Mel, Gil
Photos
Quotes
-
Homer Simpson : Ah. I love these real Saturdays. They're so relaxing.
[angry]
Homer Simpson : Not like that fake Saturday that almost got me fired!
-
[first lines]
Homer Simpson : [lounging on the couch in his pajamas, drinking beer] Ah. I love these lazy Saturdays.
Marge Simpson : It's Wednesday, Homer.
Homer Simpson : Ahh! Work!
[he quickly runs off]
-
Homer Simpson : I don't know, Marge. Trying is the first step towards failure.
-
Moe Szyslak : Geez, this hot rod is souped up six ways from Sunday! Never had you figured for a gearhead, Homer.
Homer Simpson : Oh yeah, I'm a real expert.
Moe Szyslak : What is that, a six barrel Holley carb?
Homer Simpson : You betcha!
Moe Szyslak : Edelbrock intakes?
Homer Simpson : Nothing but.
Moe Szyslak : Myohoff lifters?
Homer Simpson : Oh, yeah.
Moe Szyslak : I made that last one up.
Homer Simpson : I see.
-
Homer Simpson : Hey, Skinner! Want a drag race?
Principal Skinner : My high school sweetheart was killed in a drag race.
Homer Simpson : Come on, it'll be fun!
Principal Skinner : That's what Debbie Sue said.
-
[singing to the tune of "Camptown Races"]
Marge Simpson , Bart Simpson , Lisa Simpson : On the closing day / the escrow agents pay / taxes, liens and interest too / thanks to Fanny Mae.
Bart Simpson : [finishes the song] They back your baaaaank!
Homer Simpson : You're all nuts.
-
Marge Simpson : I'm not getting back in this car until you drive like a sane person!
Homer Simpson : [speeds off] Okaybyeloveya!
-
Marge Simpson : You bought a car without consulting me?
Homer Simpson : I don't remember being consulted when you bought that hat.
Marge Simpson : I found this hat!
Homer Simpson : Well then what are you complaining about? You got yours!
-
Homer Simpson : Lucky thing we landed on this bubble wrap.
Chief Wiggum : Hey, quit hoggin'!
-
Homer Simpson : [at a police seized-property auction] Wow, sweetheart, look at all this seized booty. We could find the drug boat of our dreams!
Marge Simpson : I don't want a drug boat.
Homer Simpson : Well, I bet there's drug dresses and drug vacuum cleaners too.
-
Test Supervisor : Time's up. You may now undermine each other's confidence.
-
Cookie Kwan : Are you guys talking about the west side!
Gil Gunderson : No, Cookie! I'm scared of you!
-
Homer Simpson : Man, the air feels good on my neck!