The Simpsons (TV Series)
Bart's Comet (1995)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Groundskeeper Willie, Fighter Pilot #1 whilst Parachuting, Report Card, Warren, Grampa, Mayor Quimby, Man in Audience, Arnie Pie, Barney Gumble, Krusty the Clown
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Quotes
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Homer : Shut up! Shut up! Stop it! Stop it. I can't take this anymore. I can't let that brave man out there die alone. I'm surprised and disgusted by all of you - especially his children. I'm going out there!
[goes out, slams door behind him, then pops his head back in]
Homer : It was a baby ox.
Moe : He's right, you know.
Principal Skinner : [surprised] About the ox?
Moe : About everything, dammit! Hey Homer, wait up. I want to die too.
Apu : If you are going, I am going.
Barney Gumble : Me too!
[everyone assents and leaves]
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Lisa : It blew up the bridge! We're doomed!
Homer : It's times like this I wish I were a religious man.
Reverend Lovejoy : [running down the street, crazes] It's all over, people! We don't have a prayer! AAAHHH!
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Professor Frink : Gu'hey, good evening, everyone...
Man in Audience : [stands up and yells] Quit stalling! What's the plan!
Professor Frink : Alright just take your seat, just take your seat.
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Kent Brockman : Now, over the years, a newsman learns a number of things that for one reason or another, he just cannot report. Doesn't seem to matter now, so... the following people are gay.
[a list flashes by hurriedly]
Marge Simpson : Turn it off!
Homer : [copying down the list quickly] Just a second...
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Homer : [at dinner] ... and then I sped away without anyone seeing my license plate.
Lisa : Sounds like you had a good day today, Dad.
Homer : Yeah... except I forgot to go to work.
[everyone looks at him silently]
Marge Simpson : What did you do today, Bart?
Bart : What didn't I do?
[hands his mother a newspaper]
Marge Simpson : [reading] "Boy Discovers Comet"...
Lisa : What?
Marge Simpson : "A young Springfieldianite has discovered a new comet to be known as the 'Bart Simpson Comet'." Oh honey, I'm so proud of you!
Bart : But then, you've *always* been proud of me.
Marge Simpson : [pauses] Yes...
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Abe Simpson : Sounds like the doomsday whistle! Ain't been blown for nigh onto three years.
Jasper : Tsk, tsk, tsk... trouble abrewing.