Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)
It Conquered the World (1991)
Joel Hodgson: Joel Robinson
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Quotes
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Tom Servo : [eating] Mmm, you know that pie was delicious. Did you bake it yourself?
Joel Robinson : Oh no, it's just a recipe my grandmother stole from the bakery.
Joel Robinson : [Crow slurps down coffee] Hey, you want some more?
Crow T. Robot : Only half a gallon.
Joel Robinson : What are you so smug about? You look like a man who's just inherited Texas.
Tom Servo : Well, it may not be too far off. You know, this coffee tastes like it came out of an oil derrick. What did you strain it through, a mummy?
Crow T. Robot : Yeah. The coffee tastes like mud. Roger Mudd.
Tom Servo : Oh, the coffee wasn't half as bad as the dinner.
Joel Robinson : Well, I always burn it when you come home drunk.
Crow T. Robot : So you burn it every night?
Joel Robinson : Don't bring that up again.
Crow T. Robot : I have to bring it up: if I hold it in, I'll die.
Tom Servo : Dye. That's what this coffee tastes like. Dye!
Joel Robinson : Did you two get enough? You hardly touched your steak.
Crow T. Robot : I didn't want to touch it, it scared me.
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Tom Servo : Yeah, talking about steaks being tough, I thought they retired mail order studs.
Joel Robinson : Well, what would you know about being a stud?
Crow T. Robot : The meat was better if you put that fuzzy gravy on it.
Tom Servo : [disgusted] Oh, was that gravy?I thought the dog had been sick.
Crow T. Robot : I've never seen spam served so many ways, especially in a jello.
Tom Servo : [coughs] You know, halfway through the dinner, my fillet got up and beat the hell out of my coffee and the coffee was too weak to defend itself.
Joel Robinson : Oh well, it looks like you enjoyed the marinade or were you just being a pig?
Crow T. Robot : Hey, the only thing around here that's marinated is Tom.
Tom Servo : Oh that's great. Why don't you just skip the dinner and go straight to passing out on the table?
Joel Robinson : OK, keep it down, you two.
Crow T. Robot : [grossed out] I don't think I can keep anything down if I have to keep looking at that dessert.
Tom Servo : Oh, you know, forget about the pie and just read the recipe.