The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)

Twins at the Tipton (2006)

Scott Halberstadt: Dirk

Quotes 

• Dirk : We're fraternal twins.

  London Tipton : No, you're not. You don't look anything alike.

  Dirk : That's what fraternal means.

  London Tipton : Ooh, he is the smart one!

• London Tipton : Okay, so Kirk and I sit here and you guys sit way over there!

  [pushes Maddie and Dirk to the other side of the table] 

  Maddie Fitzpatrick : So Dirk, do you uh have any hobbies?

  Dirk : Taxidermy. I like to stuff dead things.

  Maddie Fitzpatrick : Who... doesn't...?

• Dirk : Did you know, it takes six bags of cow manure to grow one bag of potatoes?

  Maddie Fitzpatrick : Can we please talk about something that doesn't make me... I don't know... gag!

  Dirk : Actually, gagging is good. It heaves up all the mucus that's just caked with bacteria.

• Dirk : Did you know that 80 hairs fall off your head a day?

  London Tipton : Can we not talk about hair unless it's mine?