The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)

Twins at the Tipton (2006)

Ashley Tisdale: Maddie Fitzpatrick

Quotes 

• London Tipton : Okay, so Kirk and I sit here and you guys sit way over there!

  [pushes Maddie and Dirk to the other side of the table] 

  Maddie Fitzpatrick : So Dirk, do you uh have any hobbies?

  Dirk : Taxidermy. I like to stuff dead things.

  Maddie Fitzpatrick : Who... doesn't...?

• Dirk : Did you know, it takes six bags of cow manure to grow one bag of potatoes?

  Maddie Fitzpatrick : Can we please talk about something that doesn't make me... I don't know... gag!

  Dirk : Actually, gagging is good. It heaves up all the mucus that's just caked with bacteria.

• Maddie Fitzpatrick : [to Dirk]  Did you know... you're soaking wet!

  [pours water on him] 

• Kirk : [to Maddie]  Excuse me? Can I get a chocolate bar, please?

  Maddie Fitzpatrick : You can have anything you want.

  Kirk : I'll have a chocolate bar, please.