- [All in dramatic Adam West impersonations]
- Tom Servo: Let's get this straight! Let's make a Batman movie but NOT call Adam West?
- Crow: I could've worked with Nicholson!
- Mike Nelson: [Adam West reaches for the phone] I'll call Burt Ward, I know HE'S not busy!
- Crow: [Reading the cast credits for 'Zombie Nightmare'] Wait a minute, guys. Tia Carrere is in this movie. We may actually have to pay attention.
- Tom Servo: [as Crazy Voodoo Lady Talking to Adam West] So, what, is your Bat Mobile in the shop or something?
- Mike Nelson: [as Adam West] Shut up!
- Mike Nelson: [about the song "Midnight Man" at the club] What is this, Deathmask featuring Olivia Newton-John?
- [Adam West kicks a man's face]
- Crow T. Robot: It was easy for him. He just pretended it was Tim Burton.
- Gypsy: I used to like you when you were a Caped Crusader, even better than Darth Vader. But then you were the best, but now you are like all the rest. That's all, so see you later.