Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV Series)

April Fool (1989)

Rob Paulsen: Raphael, Second Malacurian Guard

Quotes 

• Raphael : [noticing April arriving at the lair wearing a yellow ball gown, high heels, diamond earrings, a jeweled necklace, makeup, and her hair styled differently]  Wow!, talk about embraceable! Who is that?

  April O'Neil : Hi guys, it's me.

  Donatello : Gosh, April, you look just like a... a girl!

  Leonardo : You look lovely!

  Michelangelo : Truly tubuloso!

  Raphael : Yeah, you clean up real good!

  Splinter : [also enamored]  April, you make this ancient rodent feel young again

  April O'Neil : Thanks, guys! You're just a bunch of big green sweeties, and you're the nicest rodent I know! And now I'm off to the Malcurian Embassy to cover a fancy party!

• Leonardo : [as April leaves for the party]  I think we should keep an eye on her!

  Donatello : Better yet, two!

  Michelangelo : Mondo notion dude!

  Raphael : Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go!

  [they all run for the exit and fight over who gets out first] 

• Raphael : [as he's hanging on to Shredder helicopter]  Remember kids, we're professionals. Don't try this at home.