Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV Series)
April Fool (1989)
James Avery: Oroku Saki, The Shredder
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Quotes
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April O'Neil : [puts on Princess Mallory's pink dress, white gloves and crown, then hears the turtle com] Oh, what a time for the Turtle Com!
[answers it]
April O'Neil : April here, what's up?
Donatello : [worried] April, are you alright? We just spotted Shredder and his two hench mutants!
April O'Neil : Aw, you fellas are so sweet to worry about me. I'm in Princess Mallory's room on the trail of a hot story so...
[Shredder, Bebop, and Rocksteady break into the room]
Shredder : Grab her!
Rocksteady : With pleasure!
[picks her up and holds her in his arms]
April O'Neil : [while hitting him on the head] Let go of me you...
[Shredder renders her unconscious with a nerve pinch to the neck]
Donatello : April? April? April, answer me!
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April O'Neil : [wakes up, holds her head] Ohhhh!
[notices Rocksteady carrying her over his shoulder]
April O'Neil : Oh, let me go you slobbering beast! Just wait until the Turtles get their hands on you!
Shredder : Wait, that voice... it sounds familiar!
[uncovers April's hair and gets a better look at her face]
Shredder : Just as I thought! This isn't Princess Mallory, you moronic mutants, it's April O'Neil!
Rocksteady : The dame reporter? What are we going to do, boss?
Shredder : We're going to make the best of a bad situation!
[grabs April by the arm and drags her away]
April O'Neil : Shredder, everywhere you go is a bad situation!
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April O'Neil : [encounters two doors] One of these doors should lead to the roof, but which one?
[opens one]
April O'Neil : Maybe it's this one...
Shredder : [emerges from the door imitating a game show host] You should've tried Door Number Two!
[April slams the door shut, she tries the other door...]
Rockstedy : [grabs her] Gotcha!
Shredder : You may not be the princess, but you look enough like her to ensure our safe getaway if you keep that pretty little mouth shut!
April O'Neil : Not a chance, Shredder!
Shredder : As you wish!
[pulls out a gag]
April O'Neil : I sure hope that's clean!
[Shredder ties the gag around her mouth, then carries her away]
