Entourage (TV Series)

One Day in the Valley (2006)

Jeremy Piven: Ari Gold

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• Ari Gold : Okay, see, after the year that I've had and on the most important day of my life you'd think she might ask what I wanted, a nice blowjob perhaps, where all I could do is just sit back for the first time in nine months and do nothing but admire the top of her head and pray that this fucking movie opens so I can stop selling off assets like we're fucking Michael Jackson. Now I have to answer the fucking batphone when it rings three fucking times and it's fucking Vince.

• Eric : [Eric's phone rings at 5 in the morning]  Why Ari? Why?

  Ari Gold : I'm in bed E, talk dirty to me.

  Eric : It's five in the morning, Ari.

  Ari Gold : What are you wearing?

  Eric : Fuck you!

  Ari Gold : I love when you say fuck, say it again.

• Ari Gold : There're no asterisks in this life, only scoreboards, and ours is currently reading "fucked."

• Ari Gold : We're gonna dent that headboard. No bullshit. I guarantee you! You will not walk right tomorrow.