The Sopranos (TV Series)
Mayham (2006)
Dan Grimaldi: Patsy Parisi
Quotes
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Christopher Moltisanti : J.T., I want to introduce you to Carmine Lupertazzi: my co-executive producer on the project.
Carmine Lupertazzi Jr. : [To J.T] I heard the tidbits of what Chrissy's got in mind, the genre, and so forth. I've got to warn you, I'm very hands on and I learned that the hard way.
Carmine Lupertazzi Jr. : [to everyone in the room] I want to welcome all of you to the first meeting of possible investors on this project. Some of you know I've had nine pictures under my sub species: four in The South Beach Strumpet series alone, each with thirty thousand plus DVDs in print. That being said I usually find it helpful at this stage to include to my prospective partners and get your inputs, or "notes" as we call them.
Christopher Moltisanti : J.T., you're on.
J.T. Dolan : Well, we've been working on a new kind of slasher film, it takes in the world of... you know...
Christopher Moltisanti : [Interrupts him] It"s about a wise guy with a big mouth, and bigger dreams.
J.T. Dolan : Anyway, they call him "The Butcher".
Silvio Dante : No, they don't.
Christopher Moltisanti : Why the fuck not?
Silvio Dante : Need I remind you of a certain "Butcher" out of AC?
Christopher Moltisanti : Right, not "butcher", go on J.T.
J.T. Dolan : Right, so his kind of outshining his boss so the guy has him clipped, but he's still alive when they cut him up.
Vito Spatafore : [Jokingly before everyone laughs] Oh, he's going to feel that the next day.
J.T. Dolan : Right, so at the dump his body reassembles itself all except for a hand that got crushed. So he ties a cleaver onto the stump and he goes out to get revenge on everyone especially the boss which is a pretty solid role. Right now its call "Pork Store Killer", but I'm thinking just "Cleaver".
Larry Boy Barese : I'm confused, you said he's dead.
Vito Spatafore : How is he "evening" up on everybody? He's a ghost?
Carmine Lupertazzi Jr. : [Clarifying the main character in the movie to everyone] as I understood it: a zombie of sorts. Great title by the way.
Patsy Parisi : But if they jointed him, he's not going to end up all in the same dump.
Silvio Dante : And how is that a slasher film?
Christopher Moltisanti : What're you talking about?
Silvio Dante : A slasher: Couple kids naked in the lake, a certified manic on the loose, not a ghost.
J.T. Dolan : Actually the manic is almost always a supernatural force: Freddy, Jason, Michael Myers from Halloween...
Silvio Dante : Get the fuck out...
Carmine Lupertazzi Jr. : Easy Sil, he's making a point.
Silvio Dante : Michael Myers is an escape mental patient. Jason and Freddy, different kind of movie.
Christopher Moltisanti : That's the kind we're doing here. Saw, The Ring, they made millions, and that's not even including The Godfather angle which we got here.
Benny Fazio : What if they disposed him at stops that happened to be along the same route? Then he would all end up all in the same dump.
Vito Spatafore : But he's a ghost? I don't know.
Christopher Moltisanti : Ghostbusters, another fuckin' money machine!