"The Wonder Years" She, My Friend and I (TV Episode 1990) - Daniel Stern as Kevin Arnold - The Narrator

Kevin Arnold - The Narrator : Around the end of 1969, a funny thing happened. 1970.
Winnie Cooper : [Kevin rings Winnie's doorbell. She answers]

[smiling]

Winnie Cooper : Kevin.

Kevin Arnold : [smiling] Hi.

Kevin Arnold - The Narrator : It all made sense now. I loved Winnie Cooper. And she loved me!

Kevin Arnold : Winnie, I just want you to know that... I know. And you don't have to say anything. Just... know that I know. Okay?

Winnie Cooper : [confused] Know what?

Kevin Arnold : Winnie, Paul told me! And I'm glad he did.

Winnie Cooper : Paul told you?

Kevin Arnold : ...Well, yeah! Isn't it great?

Winnie Cooper : [incensed] Paul told you?

Kevin Arnold : He says you're CRAZY about me!

[Winnie slams the door in Kevin's face]
Kevin Arnold : [as Kevin meets Paul coming back from a date with Winnie] Paul?

Paul Pfeiffer : Yeah?

Kevin Arnold - The Narrator : It was time to offer my congratulations. It was the decent thing to do. It's what Mister Ed would do.
Kevin Arnold : [Kevin tries to suggest girls for Paul to go out with to make Carla jealous] How about Alison Heath? I saw her watching you in English.

Paul Pfeiffer : Too dumb.

Kevin Arnold : OK. Angel Lyons. She's smart.

Paul Pfeiffer : Her head's too oval-ish.

Kevin Arnold : Jill Simons. She's pretty without her glasses.

Paul Pfeiffer : She reminds me of a banana.

Kevin Arnold - The Narrator : So, we'd narrowed it down to no stupid, oval-headed or fruit shaped women.

Daniel Stern: Kevin Arnold - The Narrator