The Wonder Years (TV Series)
Private Butthead (1992)
Dan Lauria: Jack Arnold
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Quotes
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Jack Arnold : [to Wayne] How did you come up with such a dumb, stupid, idiotic idea?
Wart : Well actually it was my idea.
Jack Arnold : [to Wayne] And you listen to him? Well that's real bright.
Wart : Thanks!
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Jack Arnold : [to Wayne] How did you come up with such a dumb, stupid, idiotic idea?
Paul Pfeiffer : Well actually it was my idea.
Jack Arnold : [to Wayne] And you listen to him? Well that's real bright.
Paul Pfeiffer : Thanks!
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Norma Arnold : Jack? Jack? Is Wayne home yet?
Jack Arnold : Not yet.
Norma Arnold : Oh, he was so nervous this morning. Hope he remembers what obsequious means.
Jack Arnold : I hope he remembered his pencil.
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Jack Arnold : You didn't take your physical yet, right?
Wayne Arnold : No, but you know, that's just...
Jack Arnold : He's not in the army. Tomorrow you'll go down there and tell them you changed your mind.
Wayne Arnold : No, you don't understand.
Jack Arnold : You don't understand. They're going to send you off to Vietnam. They're going to pack you up and ship you out so fast, your head's gonna spin.
Wayne Arnold : That's not what the sergeant said. The sergeant said that...
Jack Arnold : What's the matter with you? They'll tell you anything!
Wayne Arnold : You went to Korea.
Jack Arnold : That was different.
Wayne Arnold : Why? What was different about it?
Jack Arnold : Because you're a young dumb kid.
Wayne Arnold : Well, you were a young dumb kid too...
Jack Arnold : Wayne! Listen to me! You're not going.
Wayne Arnold : Whatever you say, Dad.
Kevin Arnold - The Narrator : And with that, so ended my brother's brief career in the military.
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Jack Arnold : Wayne, you know I'm against this. I haven't prepared you for it.
Wayne Arnold : Dad...
Jack Arnold : Let me finish. I haven't prepared you for anything. You've been looking for my help. I don't know where I've been.