The Wonder Years (TV Series)

Private Butthead (1992)

Jason Hervey: Wayne Arnold

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• Wayne Arnold : Look, I'm not gonna be around to take care of you anymore. Well see, the thing is, even when I'm not around I'm gonna be around. I mean I want you to have fun, get into trouble. Just don't be 'obsequious' or 'phlegmatic' and when you think of me, don't be 'lugubrious'

  Kevin Arnold - The Narrator : Let's face it: the guy was no orator.

• Wayne Arnold : Ow! I just cut my nose with this paperclip!

• Wayne Arnold : Look, I'm not gonna be around to take care of you anymore. Well see, the thing is, even when I'm not around I'm gonna be around. I mean I want you to have fun, get into trouble. Just don't be 'obsequious' or 'phlegmatic' and when you think of me, don't be 'lugubrious'

  Kevin Arnold : Let's face it: the guy was no orator.

• Jack Arnold : You didn't take your physical yet, right?

  Wayne Arnold : No, but you know, that's just...

  Jack Arnold : He's not in the army. Tomorrow you'll go down there and tell them you changed your mind.

  Wayne Arnold : No, you don't understand.

  Jack Arnold : You don't understand. They're going to send you off to Vietnam. They're going to pack you up and ship you out so fast, your head's gonna spin.

  Wayne Arnold : That's not what the sergeant said. The sergeant said that...

  Jack Arnold : What's the matter with you? They'll tell you anything!

  Wayne Arnold : You went to Korea.

  Jack Arnold : That was different.

  Wayne Arnold : Why? What was different about it?

  Jack Arnold : Because you're a young dumb kid.

  Wayne Arnold : Well, you were a young dumb kid too...

  Jack Arnold : Wayne! Listen to me! You're not going.

  Wayne Arnold : Whatever you say, Dad.

  Kevin Arnold - The Narrator : And with that, so ended my brother's brief career in the military.

• Wayne Arnold : Hey.

  Kevin Arnold : Hey. What's going on?

  Wayne Arnold : Well, I was cleaning out my room and uh, I thought maybe you wanna buy some of this stuff. Five bucks each?

  Kevin Arnold : Hey! That's my football!

  Wayne Arnold : Oh! Well, that I'll sell you for two

  [laughs] 

• Jack Arnold : Wayne, you know I'm against this. I haven't prepared you for it.

  Wayne Arnold : Dad...

  Jack Arnold : Let me finish. I haven't prepared you for anything. You've been looking for my help. I don't know where I've been.