The Wonder Years (TV Series)

Private Butthead (1992)

Fred Savage: Kevin Arnold

Quotes 

• Wayne Arnold : Look, I'm not gonna be around to take care of you anymore. Well see, the thing is, even when I'm not around I'm gonna be around. I mean I want you to have fun, get into trouble. Just don't be 'obsequious' or 'phlegmatic' and when you think of me, don't be 'lugubrious'

  Kevin Arnold : Let's face it: the guy was no orator.

• Kevin Arnold : Ow! I just cut my nose with this paperclip!

• Wayne Arnold : Hey.

  Kevin Arnold : Hey. What's going on?

  Wayne Arnold : Well, I was cleaning out my room and uh, I thought maybe you wanna buy some of this stuff. Five bucks each?

  Kevin Arnold : Hey! That's my football!

  Wayne Arnold : Oh! Well, that I'll sell you for two

  [laughs]