- Kevin Arnold: Well that's ten bucks for the establishment, plus anything you want to give me.
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: And there it was - hook, line and sinker.
- Hippie: Oh, man, I wish I could.
- Kevin Arnold: Huh?
- Hippie: Give you something more... meaningful. Like a sunny day or a rainbow, but all I got is this... money
- [grimacing]
- Hippie: . I'm really sorry, man.
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: There you go...
- Kevin Arnold: Yeah, me too.
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: ...One man's tragedy is another man's triumph.
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: So, I headed out again. After all, I had a mission to fulfil. It was my duty to bring Pork Lo Mein and Crispy Noodles to; The Good...
- Minister: [door opens to a Minister] Oh, thank God!
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: [door opens to a fat guy in a vest, smoking a cigar] The Bad...
- Slob: Where ya been?
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: [door opens to giggling girls having a sleepover] And of course... The Giggly.
- Winnie Cooper: [as Kevin and Winnie are sat on a park bench] You want some Chow Mein?
- Kevin Arnold: No thanks. I'm kind of sick of Chinese.
- Winnie Cooper: Well, maybe we could order some pizza?