- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: Some gifts are simple. Some come at a price. Some you buy for a buck and last you a lifetime. I guess everybody remembers their first car. I know I remember mine. Not because it was my first car, but because it was my grandfather's last.
- Grandpa Arnold: How about it, son? You wanna drive your doddering old Grampa home?
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: And suddenly, I was trapped between a Gramps and a hard place.
- Kevin Arnold: Sure. I guess I could.
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: And that's when the true meaning of what was transpiring hit me. Suddenly I saw clearly I'd been duped by the master. Hoodwinked, blindsided. I should have known all along that my grandfather was... always in the drivers seat.
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: For the first time, this man who had always been Hercules to me, didn't seem quite the same. For the first time, my grandfather seemed... old.