The Wonder Years (TV Series)
Dinner Out (1991)
Jason Hervey: Wayne Arnold
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Quotes
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Wayne Arnold : Happy birthday, Dad. You're not getting older. That'd be impossible.
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Wayne Arnold : [as he shakes Michael's hand] So, you're the guy who's sleeping with my sister, huh?
[quietly sniggers and winks at Michael, while everyone turns awkwardly to Wayne]
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Wayne Arnold : [as everyone prepares to sit down for dinner] So where do we sit?
Norma Arnold : Well, let me see... uh, how about boy, girl, boy, girl?
Kevin Arnold - The Narrator : There! Sound thinking. What a plan!
[as the camera pans around the table]
Kevin Arnold - The Narrator : Boy... Girl... Boy... Girl... Boy... Boy... Ohh Boy!... Leading to one unmistakable conclusion...
Michael : [looking nervously at Jack] I guess we ran out of girls, huh?
Kevin Arnold - The Narrator : ...yeah, that would be it!
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Waitress : Can I get you folks a drink?
Wayne Arnold : Uh yeah, I'll have a double scotch rocks with a twist?...
[realising what he has said, he points to Jack]
Wayne Arnold : ... for him, natch!
Jack Arnold : [nods] Oh!