- Artemus Gordon: You deliver that vaccine and Jim West, maybe I'll discuss your terms.
- Furman Crotty: Gordon, I'm stunned by your sentimentality. Why, you're probably the type who approves of bronze-plating baby shoes. I, of course, approving of bronze-plating the baby, but...
- Artemus Gordon: Crotty, this epidemic has already reached monumental proportions. Thousands more are going to die. Don't you care how many people you kill?
- Furman Crotty: They're inferior. They're the great unwashed. Plymouth Rock should have landed on the pilgrims.
- Furman Crotty: Welcome to Crotty's Genocide Club. the only truly liberal establishment of its kind. We'll kill anyone, no questions asked. Particularly you three.