- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: I wanna get those guns off the street.
- Lt. Drummer: Nobody wants that more than I do, Hooker, and I'm gonna make it happen. It's gonna buy me a set of captain's bars.
- Officer Vince Romano: I'd sure rather have you as a father-in-law than that Chow Duc character, I think...
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: Thanks... I think.