Jo Warne: Prunella Plum

Quotes 

• Prunella Plum : Oh, what a life I've had, you don't know the half of it. Squalor, deprevation and backbreaking toil. And those were the good bits. The word 'suffering' hadn't been invented until I was born. But I slaved every hour of the day and night. To scrape together a few meager coins and then you come along and...

  [breaks down crying] 

  T. Shirt : All right, stop it. Here, have it, have it all back. And here's my pocket money as well.