John Hasler: T. Shirt

Quotes 

• T. Shirt : You haven't seen any strange looking characters around here have you?

  The Weasel : How funny you should say that, as a matter of fact I have. London towns' most cunning and notorious sneak thief, The Weasel, was lurking round this very street not fifteen minutes ago.

  T. Shirt : Oh yeah? Ehm, did you see where he went?

  The Weasel : I did my boy, I, I did. He went right along Pudding Street into Rude Lane, round past the Snuff Emporium, over Tatlock's Gutter, through Mount Trimble, up dead dog hill, down into Goosepellet Wharf and into the Slug and Watermelon. Have you got all of that?

• Prunella Plum : Oh, what a life I've had, you don't know the half of it. Squalor, deprevation and backbreaking toil. And those were the good bits. The word 'suffering' hadn't been invented until I was born. But I slaved every hour of the day and night. To scrape together a few meager coins and then you come along and...

  [breaks down crying] 

  T. Shirt : All right, stop it. Here, have it, have it all back. And here's my pocket money as well.

• T. Shirt : But people don't just disappear... See ya.

  [blinks his eyes and disappears]