Stargate SG-1 (TV Series)
Evolution: Part 2 (2003)
Richard Dean Anderson: Colonel Jack O'Neill
Quotes
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Burke : What's with the guy from Evil Dead?
Colonel Jack O'Neill : Umm...
Burke : Classified?
Colonel Jack O'Neill : Yeah.
Burke : [laughs] You guys are into some crazy crap, man!
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Burke : Is that that thing that made that guy do that thing?
Dr. Daniel Jackson, Ph.D. : Yeah, it's okay, it's off now.
Jack O'Neill : Good. That's good.
Dr. Bill Lee : Yeah, at least we think it's off. It's not glowing anymore so...
Dr. Daniel Jackson, Ph.D. : Glowing thing really gives it away, so if it's not glowing anymore it shouldn't be on anymore.
Dr. Bill Lee : [to Daniel] Do you want to hold it?
Dr. Daniel Jackson, Ph.D. : Nope.
[Daniel hops twice sideways away from Lee]
Burke : [laughing madly] That's crazy!
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Rogelio : Don't worry. This is not the first time I've been shot. Save your friends.
[they still won't leave]
Rogelio : Please. They owe me lots of money.
Colonel Jack O'Neill : Ah.
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Burke : [dripping with sarcasm, leading only Jack] Okay, my name is Burke, and I'll be your guide. Today, we'll be looking at indigenous vegetation of Central America. Watch your step, ladies. We're not in Minnesota.
Colonel Jack O'Neill : Easy.