Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (TV Series)
Little Green Men (1995)
Aron Eisenberg: Nog
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Quotes
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Quark : What's that disgusting smell?
Nog : I think it's called tobacco. It's a deadly drug. When used frequently, it destroys the internal organs.
Quark : If it's so deadly, then why do they use it?
Nog : It's also highly addictive.
Rom : How do they get their hands on it?
Nog : They buy it in stores.
Quark : [stunned] They buy? If they buy poison they'll buy anything. I think I'm gonna like it here.
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Jake Sisko : You know, aside from playing dom jot and watching the Bajoran transports dock, it seems like we spent most of our time doing nothing.
Nog : Maybe so. But I can't think of anyone I'd rather do nothing with than you.
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[Rom reveals that he found out about Quark smuggling kemocite]
Quark : What tipped you off?
Rom : When I engaged the impulse engines, I noticed the ship's weight distribution was a little off. So the last time you went to waste extraction, I snuck back to the cargo bay and took a look around.
Quark : Where did you get to be so smart?
Rom : I've always been smart, brother; I've just lacked self-confidence. Of course... I could forget everything I saw.
Quark : How much?
Rom : Twenty percent of the profits.
Quark : [to Nog] I suppose you'll want a cut too?
Nog : As a Starfleet cadet it's my duty to report any violation of Federation law to my superiors immediately. But then again, I haven't been sworn in yet. I'll take ten percent!
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[Nog has made Wainwright believe that an alien invasion on Earth is about to take place]
Nog : [showing on a map] The first landing parties will arrive here.
Wainwright : Where?
Nog : Here, right by this blue blob.
Wainwright : You mean your people are going to invade... Cleveland?
Nog : No, not Cleveland. Right here!
[hits Wainwright in his genitals]
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[Bashir and O'Brien are giving Nog a goodbye present for his trip to Earth]
Nog : A guidebook?
Chief O'Brien : It's not just a guidebook. It's a completely interactive program detailing Earth's customs, culture, history, geography...
Doctor Bashir : Everything you ever wanted to know about Earth is right there in that PADD.
Nog : You mean it'll teach me how to attract Human females?
Chief O'Brien : Well - almost everything.
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Rom : Maybe we are dead.
Quark : What're you talking about?
Rom : Maybe this is the Divine Treasury.
Quark : Oh, don't be ridiculous, the Divine Treasury is made of pure latinum. Besides, where is the Blessed Exchequer? Where are the Celestial Auctioneers? And why aren't we bidding for our new lives, hmm?
Rom : You don't think we're in the other place?
Nog : The Vault of Eternal Destitution?
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Wainwright : You know doc, I've always wanted to see what a Maritian looked like from the inside.
[puts a knife at Quarks throat]
Nog : Don't you people have laws against this kind of thing?
Wainwright : Not when it comes to national security.
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Nog : Nurse Garland, I'm having trouble with my ear again. Could you massage it some more?