The Sopranos (TV Series)

Another Toothpick (2001)

Kathrine Narducci: Charmaine Bucco

Quotes 

• Artie Bucco : [while they carry groceries and enter the kitchen in their restaurant]  Paul Newman started his own salad dressing. Now they're over a hundred million a year and you know people love my sauce

  Charmaine Bucco : [sternly]  you run a restaurant, what do you know about mass production?

  Artie Bucco : I have an Associates degree in Business for God's sake, how are we gonna grow if we don't take risks?

  Charmaine Bucco : [referring to Tony Soprano]  going into business with a gangster isn't a "risk", that is a "guaranteed" disaster

  Artie Bucco : it's legitimate. It's part of the "revitalization" for the city of Newark and it's gonna give tax breaks for reopening old factories

  Charmaine Bucco : I'm trying to work here

  Artie Bucco : fuck the vegetables, we have a chance to open our own company, our own line of products

  Charmaine Bucco : then why is it called "Satriale's?"

  Artie Bucco : the pork store has a customer base: name recognition

  Charmaine Bucco : Vesuvio doesn't, your grandfather opened it up in the 30's

  Artie Bucco : Tony talked to this product marketing research guy, products beginning with the letter V make people think of "Vagina", it's a turn on

  Charmaine Bucco : [surprised]  what did you just say?

  Artie Bucco : Vaseline, etc., the whole thing is... can't you see the opportunities here?

  Charmaine Bucco : yes, to be a "front" for a mobster

  Artie Bucco : [irritated]  Jesus Christ already

  Charmaine Bucco : [referring to the line from act 1 scene 3 of Shakespeare's play, Hamlet]  When are you gonna learn, huh? "Be happy to thy own self"

• Artie Bucco : [irritated, after he walks over to her at the hostess podium inside their restaurant]  The customer says "good night", you barely look up?

  Charmaine Bucco : [dismissively, referring to saying good night to the customers]  I said it "low"

  Artie Bucco : [sarcastically]  Ms. "personality" here, what's with the glasses?

  Charmaine Bucco : I left my contacts at home. I don't know what your problem is but you've had a hair up your ass all week

  Artie Bucco : [sternly]  Lower your voice

  Charmaine Bucco : What're you still pissed because I told you, you couldn't go into business with Tony?

  Artie Bucco : [adamantly]  You don't fuckin tell me anything. For your information, I'm going into business with Tony

  Charmaine Bucco : [surprised]  If you do this, if you choose Tony over me...

  Artie Bucco : [interrupts her]  What? What are you gonna do? Divorce me?

  Charmaine Bucco : [notices his not intimidated by her threat]  Is that what you want?

  Artie Bucco : What? What'd I say?

  Charmaine Bucco : [becoming upset]  This marriage is over... I'm serious

  Artie Bucco : [relived]  Good, it's about fuckin time

  Charmaine Bucco : [raises her voice]  And you're not getting the kids either