- [Everyone wonders how Ned Flanders looks so young]
- Moe Szyslak: It's holy water, right?
- [Splashes holy water on face]
- Moe Szyslak: Augh, it burns!
- Ned Flanders: How do you do it, Homer? How do you silence that little voice that says "Think"?
- Homer: You mean Lisa?
- Graeme Edge: Cold hearted Homer, ditching his wife, while ancient Ned runs for his life.
- Justin Hayward: Chips are red, blue and white but we decide...
- John Lodge: [Interrupts Justin] Can the poems, it's arse-whipping time!
- Ray Thomas: [opening his flute, revealing a dagger] I want Fatty!
- Security Guard: Las Vegas doesn't care for out-of-towners. Take your money and go someplace else.
- Ned Flanders: [Notepad in hand] I'm ready to learn, Homer. Just give me the topic sentence.
- Homer Simpson: Give me that!
- [Throws Ned's notepad out the window]
- Homer Simpson: That's your problem. You're living up here.
- [Points at head]
- Homer Simpson: You should be living down here...
- [Lowers finger an inch]
- Homer Simpson: ... in the impulse zone.
- Bart Simpson: Alright here comes the implosion!
- Demolition Worker: [Pushes the plunger down] Implosion, I thought you said...
- Don Rickles: [Burns Casino blows up in a cloud of dust with Don Rickles flying out in the air] HOCKEY PUCK!
- Homer Simpson: [as they all run from the dust] Hehe Don Rickles zinged you Marge!
- Marge Simpson: [angrily] You listen to your friends but you never listen to me.
- Homer Simpson: Heeey, that's great!
- Ned Flanders: I'll have a Shirley... No, a virgin... No, a children's... Oh, what the heck? You only live once. Give me a white wine spritzer!
- Ned Flanders: The lights, the noise, the letter X. It's all designed to inflame the senses. I'm overstimulated. I've gotta get out of this town!
- Homer Simpson: [to Ned Flanders, as he locks the car doors] I think you'll find that escape is quite impossible.
- Ned Flanders: [Unlocks the door] No, I got it!
- Homer Simpson: Well, well, so flawless Flanders needs help from stinky pants Simpson.
- Ned Flanders: Haha, yeah I guess I do.
- Homer Simpson: Welly, welly, welly, Mr. Clean wants to hang with Dirty Dingus McGee
- Ned Flanders: How about it Homer, will you teach me the secrets of your intoxicating lust for life?
- Homer Simpson: Wellity, wellity, wellity...
- Ned Flanders: Stop that! Will you help me or not?
- Homer Simpson: Let's do it.
- Homer Simpson: [singing] Nobody's gonna take my Ned, gonna teach him to have fun. Oh, he's a Flanders machine...
- Bart Simpson: Alright here comes the implosion!
- Demolition Worker: [Pushes the plunger down] Implosion, I thought you said......
- Don Rickles: [Burns Casino blows up in a cloud of dust with Don Rickles flying out in the air] HOCKEY PUCK!
- Homer Simpson: [as they all run from the dust] Hehe Don Rickles zinged you Marge!