The Simpsons (TV Series)
Pokey Mom (2001)
Michael Keaton: Jack Crowley
Quotes
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Jack Crowley : Do you know which direction is Mecca?
Marge Simpson : Um, Mecca?
Jack Crowley : Marge I'm kidding. I'm Jewish.
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Jack Crowley : Puma pride! Puma pride!
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Jack Crowley : Marge, this is the God's truth. I burned the mural... but I did not burn Skinner's car.
Marge Simpson : I just saw you! Get him outta here, Chief!
Chief Wiggum : Yes, ma'am!
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Jack : You see, I didn't want to go so cutesy-wutesy.
Skinner : Because?
Jack : Because it's not my style.
Skinner : Well, if you want to keep this job, you'll make it your style.
Jack : All right. You're the bossman, ain't ya?
Skinner : Darn right, I'm the boss. Don't forget, I can take you back where you came from, college boy!