The Simpsons (TV Series)

Moaning Lisa (1990)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson

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Quotes 

• Marge : Bart's such a handful, and Maggie needs attention, but all the while, our little Lisa's becoming a young woman.

  Homer : Oh, so that's it, this is some kind of underwear thing.

• Marge Simpson : I'm sorry, everybody, but I only got two cupcakes for the three of you.

  Bart Simpson : Well, mom, one of us have scarfed down more than enough cupcakes for the passed three decades to keep -

  [interrupted by Homer] 

  Homer : Bart!

• Bart Simpson : And in the lavender trunks, with a record of zero wins and 48 defeats, oh, correction, humiliating defeats, all of them by knockout...

  Homer : Must you do this every time?

  Bart Simpson : Homer "The Human Punching Bag" Simpson.

• Homer : Bart "The Bloody Pulp" Simpson is on the ropes. He is hoping I'll put him out of his misery. Well, your in luck, Bart. Here comes my right!

  [Marge pulls the plug on the TV] 

  Homer : Oh no! My game! My game! I could have beat the boy! Marge, how could you? I was so close.

  Marge Simpson : I'm sorry, but this is more important than that silly loud game.

  Bart Simpson : You're right, Mom. I'd just like to use this occasion to announce my retirement, undefeated, from the world of video boxing.