The Simpsons (TV Series)

Miracle on Evergreen Terrace (1997)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• Bart Simpson : I accidentally burned up the tree. And the presents. I'm really sorry.

  Lisa Simpson : Why, you little...!

  [strangles Bart] 

  Homer Simpson : Lisa, no!

  [separates Lisa from Bart] 

  Homer Simpson : Your hands are too weak!

  [takes over choking Bart] 

  Lisa Simpson : [as the entire family fights]  I'm gonna kill him!

  Homer Simpson : No, I'm killing him first! You wait your turn!

• Bart Simpson : [holding up a present]  Hocus pocus! Mucus pucas! My powers of deduction tell me you are getting a hand-made sweater, possibly... yellow.

  Lisa Simpson : Mom, make him stop!

  Marge Simpson : Bart, put down that yellow sweater.

• Lisa Simpson : This year's tree is just perfect. That old aluminum one was so fake.

  Marge Simpson : I couldn't agree more. From now on, it's plastic all the way.