The Simpsons (TV Series)

Marge on the Lam (1993)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Woman in Diner #3

Quotes 

• [Homer needs to leave the house in a hurry] 

  Bart : Absolutely, Homer. We don't need a babysitter.

  Homer : Wait a second...

  [He takes a card out of his pocket and reads it: "Always Do Opposite Of What Bart Says"] 

  Homer : Huh. You kids DO need a babysitter!

  Bart : Blast that infernal card!

  [he suddenly gets an idea] 

  Bart : *Don't* give that card to me.

  Homer : [about to hand it to him]  Here you go-NO!

• Bart : Hey, it's morning and Mom and Dad aren't home.

  Lisa Simpson : Don't worry. Mr. Hutz is still here to take care of us.

  [nudges Lionel Hutz, who gasps and pulls out a knife] 

  Lionel Hutz : DON'T TOUCH MY STUFF!

  [realizes where he is, and chuckles nervously] 

  Lionel Hutz : Hey, this isn't the YMCA.