The Simpsons (TV Series)

Marge on the Lam (1993)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson, Patty Bouvier

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Quotes 

• Ruth Powers : I envy you and Homer.

  Marge Simpson : Thank you!

  [pause] 

  Marge Simpson : Why?

  Ruth Powers : If you met my ex-husband you'd know. All he did was sit around, watch TV and drink beer.

  Marge Simpson : Your point being...?

• Marge Simpson : Homer, please, you know how hard it is for me to make friends.

  [Flashback: Marge is seated in the living room, having tea with a group of ladies, laughing] 

  Marge's Friend : Oh Marge, we should do this every week.

  [Homer runs in wearing Bermuda shorts and a "NO FAT CHICKS" t-shirt and carrying a skunk] 

  Homer : Marge, I got sprayed by this skunk!

  [splutters] 

  Homer : Oh look, it's doing it again!

  [screaming, the women scatter] 

• [Ruth arrives to pick up Marge, driving a convertible and wearing a leather jacket] 

  Marge Simpson : You look... nice.

  Ruth Powers : Tonight has nothing to do with nice, Marge. Tonight is all about...

  [she pops a tape into the stereo: Lesley Gore's "Sunshine, Lollipops..." starts playing] 

  Ruth Powers : Oh, sorry, Marge, wrong tape.

  [she pops another tape in: Guns 'N Roses's "Welcome to the Jungle" blares, and she floors it] 

• Ruth Powers : Look, you can see our houses.

  Marge Simpson : There's an awful lot of black smoke coming from my chimney.