The Simpsons (TV Series)
Marge on the Lam (1993)
Hank Azaria: Carl, Man Helping Homer #2, Man in Bar, Moe Szyslak, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Chief Wiggum
Quotes
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[Homer's arms are stuck in pair of vending machines]
Repairman 1# : Homer, there's no easy way to tell you this: I'm afraid I'm gonna have to saw your arms off.
Homer : They'll grow back, right?
Repairman 1# : Oh... yeah.
[He cranks up the rotary saw and moves it toward Homer's arm...]
Repairman 2# : Wait a minute. Homer, are you just holding on to the can?
Homer : Your point being...?
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[Wiggum's car plunges into a landfill]
Chief Wiggum : And to think, those stupid environmentalists were protesting this landfill.
Homer : Solid waste. I could kiss you.
[kiss it]
Homer : EWWW...
[kisses it]
Homer : OOH...
[kisses it]
Homer : BLECH...
[kisses it]
Homer : OOH, I think this was pizza...
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[as Ruth takes off]
Chief Wiggum : Yessir, looks like we got ourselves an old-fashioned car chase!
[he pops a tape into his stereo. Lesley Gore starts singing: "Sunshine, Lollipops, and..."]
Chief Wiggum : [singing along] Rainbows, everything that's wonderful is what I feel, when we're together! Brighter than a lucky penny, when you're near dear, the rain clouds disappear, dear, and I feel so fine, just to know that you are mine!
[Homer, riding in the backseat, also sings along]