The Simpsons (TV Series)
Jaws Wired Shut (2002)
Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson
Quotes
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Homer : [seeing Lisa come home in a fit, he writes on his chalkboard] What's wrong?
Lisa : [surprised] You wanna know what happened?
Homer : [writing] Yes.
Lisa : Really?
Homer : [erasing and re-writing] Yes.
Lisa : We were playing four square, and I called no double taps, and Ralph double-taps. And I said, "You're out." And he says
[imitating Ralph]
Lisa : "I can do a sum-ber-salt." Which has nothing to do with anything.
Homer : [thinking as he hugs her] Aw, maybe a hug will cork her cry-hole.
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Lisa : [seeing a "movie star scramble" game at the theater] These are so easy. It's obviously Tom Hanks.
[seeing the answer is Otm Shank]
Lisa : Who?
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon : Otm Shank. He is India's answer to Brian Dennehy.