The Simpsons (TV Series)

Barting Over (2003)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson

Quotes 

• Marge Simpson : I can't count how many times your father's done something crazy like this.

  Lisa Simpson : It's 300, Mom.

  Marge Simpson : I could have sworn it was 302.

  Lisa Simpson : Shhh!

• Marge Simpson : [notices Homeless guy]  Here's 5 dollars, go buy yourself a suit.

  Bum : [takes the money]  Yeh I'll buy a suit... OF DRUGS! MUHAHAHA

• Marge : I can't even think of how many times your father has done something crazy.

  Lisa : WAIT A MINUTE.

  [pulls out a timekeeper] 

  Lisa : Yup, 300 times.