Silk Stalkings (TV Series)

Kid Stuff (1993)

Maddie Corman: Christie

Quotes 

• Christie : [she and her friend are both drunk]  What will you have? You can have anything you want. I'm generous.

  Dr. Richard Wyman : What do you want?

  Christie : I want... to fix you a drink. What will it be?

  Dr. Richard Wyman : Wine. Scotch.

  Christie : Scotch!

  Dr. Richard Wyman : [as she prepares a sloppy Scotch]  What do you want?

  April : We want to go to L.A. Buy some good drugs, hear some good tunes, have some hot sex. What do you want?

  Dr. Richard Wyman : [as the drink is slid towards him]  I want the two of you out of my house now!

  Christie : You sure that's what you want? Cause I thought maybe you want to go to jail! That's exactly where you're going if you're not nice to us.

  [singsong voice:] 

  Christie : We know...

  Dr. Richard Wyman : Come on!

  April : We know who killed Mrs. Doctor, Doctor.

  Dr. Richard Wyman : Then you should go to the police.

  Christie : Huh? And tell them that you knew all along and you've been lying to them? Tell them you've been busy doing the Waldo with an under-aged kid?

  [wags finger] 

  Christie : Naughty, naughty, Doctor.

  Dr. Richard Wyman : You can't prove that. I'll deny it. I do deny it.

  Christie : Yeah? You do, and Jennifer will think you turned your back on her. Look, I've been her best bud since I was, like, nine, and she was seven, man, I know this girl...