Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Soup Nazi (1995)
Julia Louis-Dreyfus: Elaine Benes
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Quotes
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George Costanza : Good afternoon. One large crab bisque to go.
[gets his soup and looks inside]
George Costanza : Bread. Beautiful.
Soup Nazi : You're pushing your luck little man.
George Costanza : Sorry. Thank you.
[leaves]
Elaine Benes : Hi there. Um, uh -
[drumming on countertop]
Elaine Benes : Oh! Oh! Oh! One mulligatawny and, um... what is that right there? Is that lima bean?
Soup Nazi : Yes.
Elaine Benes : Never been a big fan.
[coughing]
Elaine Benes : Um... you know what? Has anyone ever told you you look exactly like Al Pacino? You know, "Scent Of A Woman." Who-ah! Who-ah!
Soup Nazi : Very good. Very good.
Elaine Benes : Well, I...
Soup Nazi : You know something?
Elaine Benes : Hmmm?
Soup Nazi : NO SOUP FOR YOU!
Elaine Benes : What?
Soup Nazi : COME BACK ONE YEAR! NEXT!
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[Elaine has gotten hold of the Soup Nazi's recipes]
Elaine Benes : You're through, Soup Nazi! No more soup for *you*.
[screams]
Elaine Benes : NEXT!
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Elaine Benes : Hi. Kramer gave me the armoire and it is so beautiful. I mean, I just can't tell you how much I appreciate it.
Yev Kassem : You? If I knew it was for you, I never would have given it to him in the first place. I would have taken a hatchet and smashed it to pieces!
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Jerry Seinfeld : Have you tasted the soup?
Elaine Benes : Yeah, alright, you made the right decision.
Jerry Seinfeld : See, the way I figure it, it's much easier to patch things up with Sheila than with the Soup Nazi.
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Jerry Seinfeld : You will be stunned.
Elaine Benes : Stunned by soup?
Jerry Seinfeld : You can't eat this soup standing up, you're knees buckle.