Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Pool Guy (1995)

Michael Richards: Cosmo Kramer

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Quotes 

• Cosmo Kramer : Using your touch-tone keypad, please enter the first three letters of the movie title, now.

  [Kramer has no idea which buttons George pressed] 

  Cosmo Kramer : You've selected Agent Zero? If that's correct, press one.

  George Costanza : What?

  Cosmo Kramer : You've selected Brown-Eyed Girl? If this is correct, press one... Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you selected?

  George Costanza : Chunnel?

  Cosmo Kramer : To find the theater nearest you, please enter your zip code.

  [George enters his zip code and Kramer has no idea which numbers he entered] 

  Cosmo Kramer : Why don't you just tell me where you want to see the movie?

• Cosmo Kramer : That's gonna be trouble.

  Jerry Seinfeld : Why?

  Cosmo Kramer : Jerry, don't you see? This world here, this is George's sanctuary. If Susan comes into contact with this world, his worlds collide. You know what happens then?