- Rick: Of all the cheap ski châteaux and all the lodgers in this cheesy resort, she has to stop in mine.
- Beau: [after fighting each other and being encouraged by their father] Jeff?
- Jeff: What?
- Beau: I hate dad.
- Jeff: I hate him too, Beau. You know something else?
- Beau: What?
- Jeff: I hate Sea Hunt!
- Beau: I've always hated Sea Hunt! I've always, I've always hated the way he forced us to watch the show.
- Jeff: The way he pushed our heads under the water, to see who could hold their breath the longest.
- Beau: Yeah... I've, I've always hated dad! But Jeff, I love you, brother.
- [they hug and cry]
- Saturday Night News Anchor: Well, that's all for, eh, Saturday Night News. Thank you, right on, good night.