Saturday Night Live (TV Series)
Lindsay Lohan/Usher (2004)
Jimmy Fallon: Various, Weekend Update Anchor, George Weasley
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Quotes
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Jimmy Fallon : [ordering breakfast at Disney World] I love me some Steak and eggs!
[giggles]
Debbie Downer : Ever since they found mad cow disease in the US, I'm not taking any chances.
[a beat]
Debbie Downer : It can live in your body for years before it ravages your brain.
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Jimmy Fallon : Experts said Monday that doctors are seeing an alarming rise in drug-resistant cases of gonorrhea.
[turns to other camera, smirks evily]
Jimmy Fallon : Again, you're welcome.
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Lindsay Lohan : You know what, Debbie? You are totally ruining my trip to Disney World! I didn't say a word during "It's a Small World" when you talked about low birth weight or during the fireworks when you went on and on about Feline AIDS...
Debbie Downer : It's the number one killer of domestic cats
Lindsay Lohan : [frustrated, Lindsay leaves] I can't take it!
Debbie Downer : So after this we hit the park, guys?
Jimmy Fallon : [talks with this mouth full] Yeah.
Debbie Downer : Slather up the sunscreen. I had a mole looked at recently and doctor told me that due to the extend of its irregular borders, I'm flirting with the melanoma.
[everyone else at the table gets up to leave]
Debbie Downer : You guys go ahead, I'll meet you at my favorite ride; The Hall of Presidents.