- Bob Uecker: If we can kinda speed up the the rest of the sketches, uhm, maybe I can finish my monologue. We'll be right back.
- Geraldine Ferraro: Earlier this week, as you probably heard, Barbara Bush, the wife of the Vice President, referred to me as, quote: 'a four million dollar word that rhymes with rich, but I can't say it', end quote. Now what do you think Little Miss Prep school was calling me? A ditch? A witch? A hitch? No, I think Babsie has something else in mind and I'm fuming mad about it. How dare she accuse me of being a snitch? I never squealed on anyone in my life. And if you don't believe me, just ask my husband, or the auditors at the Internal Revenue Service. That bitch has no right calling me a snitch!