- Uncle Albert: You call that music, sounds more like noise to me. That's all you youngsters are interested in nowadays.
- Rodney: Didn't your generation ever enjoy itself Albert?
- Uncle Albert: When I was your age I was fighting in the war.
- Rodney: Well then you must have made more bloody noise than me then!
- Rodney: Well Trigger could be considered an expert...
- Mike Fisher: Trigger still don't know which end of the dart to throw!