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Quotes
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [wearing a biohazard suit] I need you to check the video from 1130, when I left, to 0530, when McGee arrived.
Abby Sciuto : You need to get a life, Gibbs.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [not hearing her clearly] Last thing I need is another wife!
Abby Sciuto : [louder] *Life*, Gibbs. You need to get a life.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Never had a cold.
Special Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Never had a *cold*?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Never had the flu, either.
Special Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Why do I believe him?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : If you were a bug, would you attack Gibbs?
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Requisition replacement cell phones and weapons for my team. Go!
Jimmy Palmer : Pistols?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Well, no, Palmer. Crossbows, if you think they might work better.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [to Tony] Here's your new cell. I'd get the number changed. Women keep calling for Spanky.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Good thinking Abby.
Abby Sciuto : [pretending she can't hear] What?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Good thinking!
Abby Sciuto : I don't know Gibbs, I can't hear you through the...
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I SAID NICE THINKING!
[signs something]
Abby Sciuto : Not nice, Gibbs. Not nice.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : McGee, Kate's never been sake bombing.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Yeah, I don't think I have, either.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I work with a pair of wankers.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [entering] And you make three, DiNozzo.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Morning, boss.
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[in the isolation chamber]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [coughing] Why are you wearing a mask?
Special Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Because I have a cold.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Why aren't you sick?
Special Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Because I'm stronger than you, Tony.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Are not.
Special Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Am too.
[He starts hacking]
Lt. Emma Ingham : Tony, sit up.
Dr. Brad Pitt : Kate, you should leave.
[as soon as she's outside the isolation chamber, Kate bursts into tears]
Special Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Oh, God...
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : [hugs her] You were brave to stay with him, Kate.
Special Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : He's dying, Ducky.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [walking past them] Ah, the hell he is.
[Gibbs enters the isolation chamber without a mask]
Dr. Brad Pitt : Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who the hell are you?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : His boss. The bug had a suicide chain, it's dead. Been dead for over an hour. He's no longer infectious.
[goes to Tony's bed and whispers]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Tony, listen to me. You listening?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [weakly] I'm listening, Boss.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You will not die. You got that?
[Tony starts closing his eyes. Gibbs gives him a gentle slap on the head, and Tony opens his eyes again]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I said: You. Will. Not. Die.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I gotcha, Boss.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Good.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Honey dust. I give it to girls... women, sorry Kate. I give it to women Christmastime. Very sensuous. You apply it with a feather.
Special Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : You don't use the whole chicken?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Never heard of honey dust.
Special Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Yeah, that's 'cause your mother raised you to respect women, McGee.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : It makes a woman's skin feel silky smooth. When kissed, it tastes like honey. Got a box of honey dust last Christmas. No card.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I think the post office screwed up, boss. Someone else got your bottle of Jack.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : [finding out DiNozzo's test results] Positive? Is he going to be okay?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : If he isn't, he answers to *me*!
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You didn't create this beast?
Dr. Pandy : Yes, but only to develop a defense against it. Antibiotic-resistant diseases are potential terrorist weapons.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : A terrorist isn't killing my agent, you are!
Dr. Pandy : I understand your anger...
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : No, you don't! But if you don't save him, you will!
Dr. Pandy : It has a suicide chain that stops it from replicating after 32 hours, as a security precaution.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : It dies?
Dr. Pandy : Yes.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : It's dead now?
Dr. Pandy : If it's over 32 hours since the specimen has been infected, all the Y. pestis is dead.
[Gibbs lowers his gun]
Dr. Pandy : However... the damage will have been done.
[Gibbs's gun comes back up]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : The "specimen" is going to die?
Dr. Pandy : No! No, not necessarily. He has the same chance of survival as those infected in plagues of the past. Probably better, since he would be healthy and young...
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : What was the survival rate of the past?
Dr. Pandy : People were weakened by depleted crops, bad nutrition...
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Damn it! What was the survival rate?
Dr. Pandy : [tiny voice] Fifteen percent.