NCIS (TV Series)
Minimum Security (2003)
Pauley Perrette: Abby Sciuto
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Quotes
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Special Agent Leory Jethro Gibbs : [speaking of Easter Eggs] They were hidden in the porn?
Abby Sciuto : My cursor has moved across places that would make Tony blush.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Try and brand the cologne.
Abby Sciuto : Why, you want some?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Nope, don't use cologne. Women I date think the smell of sawdust is sexy. That's probably why I don't... date many women.
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Abby Sciuto : Perfume is expensive, Gibbs. I can't just hang out at the Macy's tester tray with my lab kit. They frown on that sort of behavior.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Buy what you need to, Abby, we'll deal with it later.
Abby Sciuto : Bold, Gibbs. Bold.
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Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : [re: images Abby's viewing] This isn't yours, I hope.
Abby Sciuto : No. It's off Sa'id's harddrive. SOMETHING's wrong! The files are too big.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : [slight chuckle] Not just the files.
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Abby Sciuto : Perfume is the most powerful accessory a woman can wear.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Yeah, well, how much did all this power cost us?
Abby Sciuto : Around fifteen hundred.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Fifteen hundred dollars?
Abby Sciuto : Well, not including the tax. I stuck to the thirty most popular scents hoping we'd get lucky.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Ah, how fiscally responsible, Ab.
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Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : I don't see Chanel No. 5.
Abby Sciuto : Does anyone wear that anymore?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : My mother does.
Abby Sciuto : Really.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Ever since Marilyn Monroe confessed that Chanel No. 5 was all she wore to bed.
Abby Sciuto : So... does your mother...
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Unfortunately, yes. Makes for terribly awkward slumber parties.