- Jenny Shepard: Always admired your way with children. Ever think of having any of your own?
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: That an offer, Jen?
- Jenny Shepard: No it wasn't an offer, Jethro. It was merely an observation.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [slight pause] You know why I get along with kids so well? Because when they lie, they don't have the guile to get away with it.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Commander Tanner's been gone for 47 hours.
- Ziva David: If he's not dead, he soon will be.
- Timothy McGee: Maybe we can convince her to change her mind about the lawyer?
- Ziva David: Oh I can convince far *more* than that.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: How long?
- Ziva David: Not long.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [Gibbs starts to walk out. Stops] McGee you thirsty? Come on, I'll get you a cup of coffee.
- [McGee and Gibbs leave the room, and close the door]
- Timothy McGee: [outside] Boss, what exactly is Ziva doing in there?
- [Gibbs stares at him]
- Timothy McGee: I don't want to know.
- [Gibbs shakes his head]
- Timothy McGee: Okay.
- Ziva David: [Talking about Zach] There's also someone from Social Security here to pick him up.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: "Services," Ziva. Social Security is for older people.
- Ziva David: Noted.
- Jenny Shepard: You think he might make another attempt to get Zach back?
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: If he does, I'll be waiting for him.
- Zach Tanner: My dad didn't do anything wrong!
- Jenny Shepard: It's a complicated situation.
- Zach Tanner: IT'S NOT!
- Jenny Shepard: Zach...
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Zach, there's evidence he did something wrong.
- Zach Tanner: Doesn't matter. I know in my- my stomach he didn't do anything wrong! You promised you'd bring him back to me, Gibbs. PLEASE!
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Are you saying Zach is a mini-me?
- Abby Sciuto: Gibbs! I am so impressed with your pop culture reference!
- NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: Why can't you just say that you like my dress?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I haven't decided yet.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Do you really think the FBI would arrest a man and leave his kid in the park, DiNozzo?
- Anthony DiNozzo: Maybe our commander took a walk. My father left me in the Maui Hilton once for 2 days. Didn't even realize I was missing until he got the room service bill.
- Ziva David: Frank Connell is a Deacon at his church, never had a moving violation, let alone a parking ticket, and he calls his mother every Sunday. The man is spic and spam.
- Anthony DiNozzo: The saying is "spic and span". Spam is lunch meat.
- Ziva David: Oh, what exactly is span, then?
- Anthony DiNozzo: Span is... I'll get back to you on that.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Abs give me good news!
- Abby Sciuto: Oh My God, I got this email that says that I may have already won $50,000,000 and I'm really really psyched.