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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You know, in the two years I've worked for Gibbs, he's never shaken my hand once? Never.
NCIS Special Agent Stan Burley : I was in the office two years before he even looked me in the eye.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Really?
NCIS Special Agent Stan Burley : Yeah, three years before he called me by name. Four till he got it right. By then, I'd actually gotten used to Steve. He must really like you.
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Agent Caitlin Todd : How long did Burley work here?
Abby Sciuto : Five years.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Five years with Gibbs. Amazing the guy didn't end up in a straitjacket.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : What was that?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Ah, nothing, boss, just praising your communication skills.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Toss Shrewe's rack.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Got it.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Go over everything and I mean everything. Above his mattress, below his mattress, inside his mattress. If there is such a thing as a fourth mattress dimension, go over that too.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Just accept the fact that you're gonna get lost.
Agent Caitlin Todd : Why do you assume I'm going to?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Because everyone does. A carrier is a big and confusing place first time on board.
Agent Caitlin Todd : Duly noted.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Numbers are stenciled on the bulkheads. First one tells you the deck level. They're called bulls-eyes.
Agent Caitlin Todd : Deck level.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Second one, the frame number. Third tells you the compartment's position in relation to the ship's center line. The last letter tells you what the space is used for.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Crossing from port to starboard or starboard to port isn't as simple as going straight across.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Sometimes you gotta go up one deck and down another.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Or down one deck and up another.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Sometimes two.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : It's frustrating.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Not to mention confusing. But you'll get the hang of it.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : After you get lost a few times.
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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : All I'm saying is that... things on the surface are not always the same as when you put them in context with the way they actually developed, you know, under the surface, kinda.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I have no idea what you said.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Neither do I. But the intent was sincere.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [explaining to Stan how the drug test works] The way it works is simple: We place a small sample of the suspected substance inside the pouch and seal it. Break the ampule inside the pouch, which releases the test chemicals. If the clear liquid turns a color, we have drugs.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [examining pouch's contents] Not meth.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Well, that pouch may be clear, but my gut's still in living color.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : We go from zero to 140 knots in a second and a half.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Kind of like sex without all that work.
Agent Caitlin Todd : Everything is like sex to you, Tony.