NCIS (TV Series)
Caught on Tape (2005)
Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo
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Quotes
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : At least I don't hang out with married people, Kate.
Agent Caitlin Todd : [to Abby] Will you please tell him that men and women can just be friends?
Abby Sciuto : Absolutely they can.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Without having sex?
Abby Sciuto : Oh no, they'll have sex.
Agent Caitlin Todd : Abby!
Abby Sciuto : What, Kate, you never slept with a friend?
Agent Caitlin Todd : [upset] What is wrong with you people?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [entering] Good question, Kate.
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Agent Caitlin Todd : [about Runion's dog] What are we going to do with this thing?
[off Gibbs's look]
Agent Caitlin Todd : No... no way, Gibbs.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I'll take her! I always wanted a dog.
[the dog barks and growls at him]
Agent Caitlin Todd : [laughing] Oh, good dog! I think I'll call you Tony.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : It's a bitch, Kate.
Agent Caitlin Todd : I know.
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Agent Caitlin Todd : Sergeant William Moore, transferred from Camp Lejune to Quantico two months ago. He was serving as an EI for all newly commissioned Marine officers.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : EI?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : "Enlisted Instructor", probie.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Uh, what did he teach, Kate?
Agent Caitlin Todd : Well, according to his records, uh, MOUT.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : MOUT stands for military operations
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [interrupting] Yes, I know what it stands for, Tony.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well excuse me for trying to help junior agents.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Trust me, when I, uh, need help, you'll be the first person I ask. Where Gibbs or Kate is.
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Agent Caitlin Todd : [after Tony sneaks up on her] Could you stop doing that?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I'm practicing, Kate.
Agent Caitlin Todd : What? Annoying me?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : No. The creepy way Gibbs used to sneak up on us.
Agent Caitlin Todd : What do you mean "used to"?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : The old man's been using BenGay lately. I can smell him coming a mile away.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [from directly behind Tony] That a fact, DiNozzo?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Knee feeling better, boss?
[Gibbs leans out from behind Tony]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Much.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Great.
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[after Gibbs blows up Runion's trailer with Runion inside]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I think you got him, Boss.
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Agent Caitlin Todd : These are the last two people to have seen the Staff Sergeant alive: his best friend, and his wife. Do you think that either or both of them could have murdered the staff sergeant?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well, it is kind of weird, a single guy hanging out with a married couple.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : I agree.
Agent Caitlin Todd : Why is that weird?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well, because he's a single guy who hangs out with married people.
Agent Caitlin Todd : I do that all the time.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Yeah, but you bring a date, right?
Agent Caitlin Todd : Not always.
[Tony and McGee trade a look]
Agent Caitlin Todd : What?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well, who usually invites you?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : The man or the woman?
Agent Caitlin Todd : I don't know... I guess, usually the guy.
[Another look]
Agent Caitlin Todd : Okay, for your information, a lot of my friends are from the Secret Service, and most of them happen to be men.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well, what about your girlfriend who called you yesterday?
Agent Caitlin Todd : Well, Deb is married to one of my buddies, Rick.
[Tony and McGee start to snicker]
Agent Caitlin Todd : Okay, so what you're saying is that all of my married, male friends secretly want to sleep with me.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Pretty much.
Agent Caitlin Todd : That's very mature, Tony. And for your information, men and women *can* just be friends. Isn't that right, McGee?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Technically.
Agent Caitlin Todd : What do you mean, "technically?"
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : He means, she'd have to be pretty ugly first.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [as he and Tony both crack up laughing] Wait, wait, I didn't say that...
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Looks like we're going to play Gibbs' favorite game.
Abby Sciuto : [smiling] Musical interrogation rooms.