- Murphy Brown: I happen to be a great mate. I have a terrific sense of humor, I'm - I'm a good listener; I - I like to cuddle. I'd be a perfect wife for Miller!... Oh, god - what the hell am I saying?
- Murphy Brown: That's your mother?
- Miller Redfield: Yeah - why do you say it like that?
- Murphy Brown: I don't know; I - I guess I expected something more... simian.
- Virginia Redfield: I decided to come up here and see for myself if your life really is the complete and total embarrassment I know in my heart it is.
- Miller Redfield: Well, hey - any reason for a visit's a good one!